Frenemies

Kyler walks over to Tyler and says: "You'll never guess what I just heard. What, don't you want to know? You know Liz?" "Liz...", Tyler responds. "Liz - I introduced you at my birthday party. Come on, she's my ex-best friend! Anyway, Liz, who told Mike, who told Misty, who obviously just told Olivia, that Liz has a crush on (I can't believe) has a crush on you. Isn't that hilarious? Come on", Kyler says. "What's so funny about that?" Tyler asks. "Isn't it obvious? Am I really going to have to spell it out for you? It's obvious she's only doing it to make me mad. How could she have a crush on my stepbrother that she's only met once?" Kyler maintains. "Is that really so unbelievable?" Tyler wonders. "Yeah, it's obvious she's doing it just to make me mad," Kyler reiterates. "If I remember right, she's pretty hot, if I'm remembering right?" Tyler claims. "Are you fucking serious right now? "She's not even that pretty", she says. "But she's pretty enough", he responds. "You're disgusting" Kyler concludes. "This is really getting under your skin. Are you jealous or something?" Tyler asks. "No. Me? jealous of what?" Kyler asks. "That I'm interested in her," he replies. "As opposed to...?" Kyler begins. "You", Tyler replies.