Home Repairs

I’m so addicted to arse so I suppose it’s not surprising that I’ve neglected my own place - the kitchen was still in need of finishing for months now. So, finally got three blokes from the company to lend a hand and get the damn thing done. Now can you guess what happened when these numpties were left unsupervised? You don’t get any prizes for getting the right answer. Just happened to have my phone handy so I thought hm fuck it, you may as well see what I saw when I walked in. Three testosterone packed decorators with nowt underneath their overalls is a fucking turn on I’ll admit. But I made sure they sucked up every bit of flying jizz before I signed off on the job. So my friend asked me over the other day to help him set up his wind turbine - he's gone a little bit green on us. But why would I say no when I know he has a jacuzzi and a bed on the rooftop, and it's summertime and there is always something going on whether it be a barbecue... but its normally an orgy LOL. So I call upon one of my fellow sluts to help do the job with me - Scott Davis - he's the one who helped me build the fuck truck not too long ago. Its nice to know that someone knows how to screw something, in more than one way. So my friend Pico has this absolute stunner of a bloke that he's chilling with up on the roof... I went round his place with all the best intentions of actually wiring up his turbine but instead I just went off screwing his fit lad's hole.